Sweatshirt Jokes

I said “Alright make sure you have it in small and medium also.”

they both pullover

A jumper!

A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue “Y” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green “M” on her chest. “Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor. “No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?”

Like am I wearing a bra or not? Probably not because I am a guy but the mystery is still there.

I don’t sweatshirt 3 times a day.

he dunno where the hood at

Let me guess. She’s a medium?

So I said “Implants?”

the way a young man earns a Penn State sweatshirt.

A woman walks into the dermatologists office complaining about a rash on her chest. The doctor asks to take a look, so she removes her shirt, revealing a large, red ‘H’ on her skin. Believing this to be a case of contact dermatitis, the doctor asks her what could have caused this. “Well”, she said, “when my boyfriend and I get it on, he likes to wear his Harvard sweatshirt.” He notices that she is obviously allergic to the paint on her boyfriend’s sweatshirt; she is treated with a steroid and sent her way.

A few days later another girl comes in with the same symptoms. This time she has a large ‘M’ on her chest. The doctor decides to act like a hot-shot and show off in front of the girl. “Let me guess” the doctor says, “Your boyfriend went to Michigan?” “No”, the girl says, “but my girlfriend went to Wellesley.”

Rock musician talks about his recent band tour,

– “and after all taxes were paid and such, I was able to afford a nice little yacht from the remaining money.”

The classical musician smiles and says,

– “Well, kinda nice. My orchestra sold so many records though, I was even able to afford a new mansion this month.”

They curiously look at the jazz musician, who says,

– “Oh! Well… I… recently bought a new sweatshirt…”

– “And the rest of the money?”

– “My mum gave me the rest.”

I said ‘Thyroid problem?’

The Campus bookstore was just robbed of $25000. The criminal was seen taking a sweatshirt and 4 textbooks