What do you call something that’s rad but not too rad?
Radish
A radish went to the doctor…
A radish went to see his doctor after a horrific accident left him comatose for weeks.
When he woke up, he told the doctor that he was feeling a little better, He said, “Doc what are my chances of a full recovery?”
Doctor: “Well, I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you’re going to be a vegetable for the rest of your life.”
Name a vegetable that’s kind of cool.
Radish
What do you call vegans who are kinda cool?
Radish
What’s the difference between a radish and a beet?
I’ve never radished off to OP’s mom.
What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?
Dropping some ill beets.
What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?
Radish
Why couldn’t the radish finish the race?
He was just a little beet.
Where did Harry Potter buy a white radish?
At daikon alley
What vegetable is trying really hard to be cool, but can’t quite manage it?
A radish.