Ladybug Jokes

confused.

They’re so small I can’t tell what they’re packin

Pupa-ty. ^^**ba-dum* ^^*psh**

Two, but don’t ask me how they got in there.

So he asks his advisors for help. The king says, “Oh, advisors, I am feeling quite sad. Our life is so short as insects and we don’t do anything but work!”

The advisors tell him that he needs to find the best joke ever to cheer him up. The king thinks this is a good idea so he travels the kingdom to the different tribes in search of the joke. Each tribe knows only one joke that they have kept for years.

First, he goes to the Super Beetles tribe and asks them for their joke. They start saying, “There was a man who really likes this nun on a bus…” The king says, “Already heard it!” and leaves.

Next, he goes to the Large Ladybugs tribe. They tell him, “A fancy restaurant is hiring a new pianist…” The king says, “Already heard it!” and leaves.

Finally, he goes to the Monstrous Mosquito tribe and they tell him, “A man named Dave tells his boss that everyone knows him…” The king says, “Already heard it!” and leaves.

He dejectedly returns home and tells his advisors that all of the jokes have been told before. The advisors consult their sacred textbooks and find what they were looking for.

“Aha! We know who has the best joke now! The real joke lies with the Come Ants!

All the kids had showed up to school wearing costumes, and their teacher decided that she was going to give a special prize to the spookiest costume among the bunch.

Teacher: Why that’s a lovely ladybug costume Susie, though it’s not the spooky spirit we need here.

Susie: Aww shucks.r>

Teacher: I love the football player costume Timmy, but I don’t see the point in dressing up in your practice uniform, just seems lazy to me.

Timmy: Come on teacher!

Teacher: Oh now that’s a classic! Todd I think I might just give you the special prize with your classic white cloth ghost costume.

Todd: With all due respect mam, I’m not actually a ghost.

Teacher: Then what exactly are you?

Todd: Why I’m my grandfather of course!

Teacher: Todd! You know that it’s rude to dress up as dead family members!

Todd: No no no my grandfather’s alive, this is just one of the costumes he brings to his weekly hangouts.