Geology Jokes

but I think they’re pretty gneiss.

So, right, geology puns need to hit ***hard*** , i suppose.. To make the jokes better you can add a ***layer*** into it, the delivery should be ***segmented*** and indicated to make it easier to understand the joke, you don’t always need to fulfil this instruction tho, i mean we didn’t need to do no ***drill*** just to make a joke, it’s not like you’d get ***stoned*** if your joke is unfunny, and if you want, you can repost my joke Somewhere else, but remember, all credit goes to ***mine***

No pressure.

I feel *boulder*!

Geology Jokes.

“geology rocks!”

The teacher’s response?

“that’s Gneiss, but it’s too bad you’re so schist at it”

##rokt

I don’t know about you, but I think geology puns rock.

But geography is where it’s at!

They’re something we shouldn’t take for granite. I mean, they are pretty solid.

Let’s just face it, geology rocks!

PS: I just hit rock bottom, didn’t I?

Because I wanna make your bedrock!

It was very surface level.

They say it totally rocks.

The love for crystal and rocks.

Sure, it has its faults, but on the hole, it’s ground-breaking.

my sediments go out to his family

Either way, she can still rock my world.

I started off stroking gravel but now I’m feeling a little boulder.

To which the professor replied, “I appreciate the sediment”

Relative dating

I guess you could say that they’re all a bunch of stoners.

There were so many great shales!

Because it was sedimentary.

To keep people from throwing the rocks.

It turns out the entire mountain is made of Schist.

Is he studying geneaology or geology?

Is it called genealogy or geology?

Three recent college graduates met in McDonald’s, and the engineering major said, “Did you see the new wind turbines going up on the east side of town? They had asked our class to run some stress studies during windstorms as an exercise”.

“Yes”, the geology graduate said, “They also contacted us, about the bedrock depth for foundations”.

The Liberal Arts major turned to him and said, “Do you want fries with that?”.

One’s ideology, the other’s eyed-geology

Dr. Holmes, after many years of biotechnological research, finally succeeded in his secret project, using funds diverted from his research grant. Because the project needed to be kept off the records, Dr. Holmes kept the deer at home.

The cyborg would grow and develop just as a normal fawn would, but it would have the mental capacity of a human being. Dr. Holmes instantly took a liking to the young deer, who he considered to be the son he had never had. He nurtured it tenderly and provided the fawn with all he desired.

Once the deer had begun to mature, Dr. Holmes decided it was time to begin homeschooling the young buck. He taught him to read, write, and speak. Next, he taught him basic arithmetic. Of course, Dr. Holmes decided to teach him science as well.

They started with geology. Unlike the other subjects, the deer struggled from the get-go, failing to grasp any of the basic concepts. One day, the doctor announced a pop quiz. He would hold up a picture of a rock, and the deer would have to identify it. The first rock was a light tan rock.

“Is it an igneous rock?” asked the young buck.

The doctor shook his head.

“Hmm, metamorphic?” the deer tried again.

The doctor shook his head once more. Dr. Holmes then looked at his creation, sighed, and said disappointingly, “It’s sedimentary, my deer bot son.”

I met my wife while we were working at the same museum. Our first date was in the geology section, the second in paleontology, and the rest was history.

Biology: squishy physics

Geology: slow physics

Computer Science: virtual physics

Psychology: people physics

Chemistry: impure physics

Math: physics minus the units

They analyze the hydrology of several locations along the river, examine the geology of the underlying rock, determine the feasibility of bringing in materials and equipment, then they pick a spot that’s a damsite better than the others.