What do I know about bonsai trees?
Very little. (Edit: wow! Silver, gold, and platinum! Thanks, anonymous Redditor(s). And six (6!) upvotes!)
I don’t trust Bonsai trees.
They are a little shady.
Bonsai lovers are very tolerant people.
They hate bigotry.
I met a lot of new people at the Bonsai Convention.
We all exchanged pleasant trees.
My gardener is entering his Bonsai plants in a contest this weekend
I’m rooting for him
A guy tried to get me into an MLM plan for selling mini trees once.
Thankfully I realized before I joined that it was just a bonsai scheme.