A caveman walks into an auditorium
He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, “Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn’t start for another hour. You’re early, man.”
One the first day of class, the professor writes their name on the chalkboard and says “Welcome to Anthropology 101. Every student here is guaranteed to pass because of how little I care about teaching…”
“Seriously folks, I don’t give an F.”
What’s it called when a furry says they’re sorry?
An anthropology.
Young man fresh out of college gets a job at a factory
When he arrives he surprised that he is assigned as junior janitor. Shocked he asks for the manager who hired him. “Didn’t you read I have a double major in Social Science and Anthropology”
“Oh” says the man, “ I must have missed that. OK let me explain. Lift the mop up and put in the bucket, then wipe the dirty floor with it.”